The Villanovan Astrologer

Deanna Crusco

♉ Taurus (April 21 – May 21) The rain this week is completely ruining your attempts at wearing a cute dress for the last few days of class. I say rock the dress anyways. Don’t let a little water rain on your parade! ♊ Gemini (May 22 – June 22) The end of semester dinner is tonight, which means you’ll probably gain four pounds at the dessert bar. Don’t worry though, the countless number of hours you’ll spend in Falvey this next week studying instead of snacking will help even the pre-finals grub-out. ♋ Cancer (June 23 – July 23) So you finally gave in to the unspoken Villanova dress code and decided to buy yourself a pair of Sperry’s. In order to break them in you wear them to your last class of the semester in Garey hall. Let’s just say you may need to walk back to the quad barefoot. ♌ Leo (July 24 – Aug. 23) The person you’ve been crushing on since last semester finally tells you that they feel the same way, and asks to take you out to dinner. Summer wedding at the St. Thomas of Villanova Church anyone? ♍ Virgo (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23) People who take more than eight hours to answer a text message should not be allowed to have a phone. Forget about him. Summer is only a few days away, and you’re ready to reenact “The Notebook,” as long as you find someone as handsome as Ryan Gosling to be your Noah.   ♎ Libra (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23) In an effort to be more organized during your final days of class, you pull out that dusty Lilly agenda you spent twenty dollars on (but haven’t used once) and write down an endless list of assignments and study plans. Be sure to actually open it up in the next few days though, or else you may not remember to send in those last few assignments. ♏ Scorpio (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22) You and your roommate decide to put a “good luck on finals” sign outside of your door. Unfortunately, due to the nature of finals week, you wake up to an erased sign full of obscenities that completely undo your friendly gesture. Must be that time of the month for everyone on your floor. ♐ Sagittarius (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21) A friend asks you to meet them in Freshens for some late night frozen yogurt and a little gossip session. Unfortunately, you just polished off the care package your parents sent you last night for a finals pick-me-up and are still recovering from the sugar rush, but your friend pressures you into getting an Oreo Fro-Yo Blast anyway. That’s what good friends are for. ♑ Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20) Quad-life has you playing Kan Jam every night this week. Unfortunately, you sprain your wrist from throwing the Frisbee too intensely. Finally someone else has the chance to show off their greatness. ♒ Aquarius (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19) Despite your sunny attitude, it seems like a black cloud may be following you around today trying to bring you down. Go buy some food with all those points you…wait, you haven’t had any points since March…Guess you’re eating out tonight! ♓ Pisces (Feb. 20 – March 20)    Your ex-boyfriend will poke you on Facebook tonight. Let the confusion begin. ♈ Aries (March 21 – April 20) Feeling energetic and wanting to work off your finals frustration, you walk over to the free weights at Davis and try to get your lift on. You notice everyone staring at you but you don’t know why. Don’t let them see that you’re new at this, pick up some 25lb weights and show off those guns!