This past Friday, Taylor Swift released her 12th studio album, The Life of a Showgirl. In honor of this release, we are here to recommend what track to listen to based off of your zodiac sign.
Aries: Father Figure
It goes without saying that Aries thrive off of intensity and confidence, making “Father Figure” the perfect song for them. Throughout the song, Swift makes it evident that she protects herself and those loyal to her, and one thing about Aries signs is that they are fiercely loyal to those they love.
Taurus: Opalite
Tauruses are trustworthy, loyal and reliable, making “Opalite” the perfect song for them. The song, reportedly written about Swift’s current relationship, discusses the theme of having to try different relationships before finding the right one. For a Taurus, it is okay to wait until you find someone as trustworthy as yourself.
Gemini: Eldest Daughter
Now, hear this out. At first listen, one may not associate a slower-paced Taylor Swift track five song with a Gemini. However, Geminis and eldest daughters have a lot in common. Often, people expect both to receive pressure and criticism without flaunting the weight of it all. Geminis can connect to eldest daughters who deep down know they are not “a savage,” as Swift puts it.
Cancer: Ruin The Friendship
What starts off as an up-beat song slowly turns into an emotional masterpiece by Swift, marking a perfect song for all the Cancers out there. Cancers lead with their hearts and emotions, which can lead to making risky decisions in friendships. But, hey, as Swift says, “My advice is to always ruin the friendship.” Take the risk and see where it leads.
Leo: Actually Romantic
Leos, known for loving drama, would love the diss track that is “Actually Romantic.” Disguised by a sweet title, this song dives into the amount of love it takes to publicly hate another person. Leos have the unique ability to turn another’s criticism into a complement, making “Actually Romantic” the perfect song for them.
Virgo: Honey
Virgos are known for being humble and modest, which is exactly why “Honey” is the perfect song for them. Avoiding attention, Virgos, like Swift, may tend to be hesitant to allow others to label them or give them special nicknames until the right person comes along.
Libra: Wi$h Li$t
Libras are known for enjoying aesthetics and social gatherings, but are also known for being indecisive until the decision is right in front of them. For Swift, it seems the decision of love over the spotlight came easily once her now fiancé Travis Kelce came into the picture.
Scorpio: Wood
Scorpios are intense and passionate, so this is a no-brainer. Scorpios love with deep intension, and they make their love seen to the world. “Wood” encapsulates this love, and should be the go-to song for all Scorpio Swift fans.
Sagittarius: The Life of a Showgirl (feat. Sabrina Carpenter)
Of course, Swift’s own zodiac sign has to get the title track. Sagittariuses are optimistic and restless, oftentimes not stopping until they achieve their goals, no matter the cost. “The Life of a Showgirl” describes chasing a goal and not stopping until it is accomplished, a storyline with which many Sagittariuses’ are familiar.
Capricorn: Elizabeth Taylor
Capricorn is the sign of ambition and strategic work, similar to Elizabeth Taylor herself. Capricorns are always working towards their next step. After all, “you’re only as hot as your last hit, baby.”
Aquarius: The Fate of Ophelia
Aquariuses are dreamers, which is what makes “The Fate of Ophelia” the perfect listen. Ophelia, a Shakespeare character, has a tragic ending. Aquariuses dream of finding the perfect partner, and luckily, Swift found her perfect match, saving her from the same tragic ending as Ophelia.
Pisces: CANCELLED!
Pisces are empathic and friends to all, which is why they can relate to “CANCELLED!” Loyal and avoiding hurting the feelings of others, Pisces will stand by their loved ones no matter what, even if their friends get cancelled.
