That’s Entertainment: March 19

Entertainment Editors

* Hollywood’s biggest weekend blockbuster was Starsky & Hutch, starring Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson. In other news, Stiller was recently inducted into the prestigious “Actors That-Stick-with-the-Same-Schtick Academy.” Previous inductees include Jack Black, Will Smith, Julia Stiles and Carrot Top.

* Despite facing 12 cases of child pornography, R. Kelly beat the rap in a Florida courthouse this week, insubstantial evidence the verdict. It seems like insubstantial rap has always been a problem throughout his career.

* In another case of movie stars wanting to be rock stars, Jada Pinkett-Smith will open for Britney Spears on her upcoming European tour with her band Wicked Wisdom. With the huge success of actors like Don Johnson and Jennifer Love Hewitt before her, it seems like her wisdom isn’t all that wicked after all.

* Millions of college co-eds flocked to sunny hotspots this year for spring break. Looks like Steve-O and Chris Pontius are going to be employed for another year.

* Martha Stewart recently stepped down as the CEO of numerous business enterprises due to legal allegations and a recent conviction. For once in her career, it seems like Martha just can’t “fix” something.