Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) In honor of International “That’s What She Said” Day, you decide to be all-inclusive and let your professors in on the fun. (That’s what she said.)

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)When your relatives ask you what you plan to do after graduation, just tell them you are exploring alternative options. (That’s what she said.)

Aries (March 21-April 19)Doing your homework this week will be difficult. You don’t know if you’ll be able to finish. (That’s what she said.)

Taurus (April 20-May 20)With all the snow predicted for this week, you may want to prepare yourself for the worst. (That’s what she said.)

Gemini (May 21-June 21)Your roommates and you will decide to try your skills at cooking, resulting in a new concoction that surprisingly tastes a lot like chocolate pudding. (That’s what she said.)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)Stay warm this week by going to Holy Grounds for a tasty latte. Make sure to get extra whipped cream. (That’s what she said.)

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)Basketball is hot this week. Tune in to see who gets a leg up on the competition. (That’s what she said.)

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)Since your parents know you have a demanding significant other, they give you a little extra cash for Valentine’s Day. Don’t spend it all in one place. (That’s what she said.)

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)Midterms are fast approaching, so make sure to catch up on sleep now. Soon you’ll have to pull multiple all-nighters. (That’s what she said.)

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)After the trucks come through to plow the snow, there’s going to be sand and salt everywhere. Make sure you don’t get too dirty. (That’s what she said.)

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)Your professor will make you go to a lecture this week that will be less than stellar. Make sure you say it was a bore. (That’s what she said.)

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)Late nights. Hard issues. Longevity. (That’s what she said.)