Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) This weekend you and your friends will set out to break the record for the world’s longest dance party. Hope you’ve been doing your cardio, because you have a long 55 hours ahead of you.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Be careful what you lean on during that party. That bookshelf looks sturdy, but you’ll end up sending CDs, DVDs and books flying everywhere. Party foul!

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Finding your pockets empty? Try the old-school approach to gaining some rainy day funds: Set up a lemonade stand in front of Stanford.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Maybe you should start making grocery lists and planning ahead instead of making daily trips to the store. The cashiers at Genuardi’s now know you by name.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You will finally win backstage passes to see that band you loved in eighth grade. L.F.O., watch out!

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) You will find yourself stuck in an elevator with two big-shot movie producers. This is your big chance to pitch that great idea you’ve been brewing over since you were 10. One topic to avoid: how much you hated their last film.

Aries (March 21-April 19) Everyone knows you don’t think animals should be kept in cages, but kidnapping a bunny from a preschool classroom was not the right way to protest. The children miss Sugar Bunny.

Taurus (April 20-May 20) In a clever attempt to increase your popularity on campus, you will design an entire line of clothing and merchandising featuring your name. Hey, it worked for Michael Jordan.

Gemini (May 21-June 21) Stop furiously snapping after everything you say. You are heading for a horrible injury.

Cancer (Jun 22-July 22) Your hatred for the New Jersey road system will grow to new heights this weekend when your road trip is interrupted by a three-hour backup on the Garden State Turnpike.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) You will dream that an Oompa-Loompa will break into your room and steal your Tylenol.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) So you just turned 21? Remember to renew your driver’s license. Also, remember not to check the box for commercial driver … unless you plan on becoming a Wal-Mart truck driver any time soon.