Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)That midnight trip to Atlantic City for your birthday was a good idea. It would have been a better idea if you had put gas in your car before you went.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)You know that class where you aren’t quite sure what the topic is? You might want to figure it out; midterms are coming up – try doing some of the reading.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)When you try to figure out where to put all that new stuff your parents got you when they were here for Parents’ Weekend, remember that tearing down the wall to make a bigger closet will leave you with a giant bill at the end of the year.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)Try procrastinating by rewriting your favorite song. You can make it about an organization or your favorite lunch – be creative!

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)English majors rejoice! After this week’s Wall Street news, you’re finally more likely to have a job when you graduate than a business major.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)Try walking in your friend’s shoes for a day. You’ll probably learn a lot, but remember to buy some band-aids for the blisters you get from wearing shoes that are three sizes too small.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)You missed the Career Fair this week. It’s OK – no one was going to give you an internship anyway.

Aries (March 21-April 19)Take an afternoon off to relive your childhood, and go outside to play Frisbee or soccer with your friends.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)Themed party of the week: T.G.I.F. – back when it was good. Get all your friends together and watch all your favorite episodes of “Boy Meets World” and “Step By Step.”

Gemini (May 21-June 21)After you spend all night attempting to write an amazing 10-page paper, you will discover you have only eight pieces of paper. Don’t worry; your professor doesn’t really want those last two anyway.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)Your grandmother showed you up at Quizzo this weekend. Practice for the rematch at graduation.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)As much fun as it is to go sledding on dining hall trays, it is a little early to start preparing. Wait to steal the trays until it actually snows.