Horoscopes

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

The stars want you to celebrate this St. Patricks Day by doing an Irish step dance in the Quad.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Don’t worry about the failing economy because the stars see a pot of gold at the end of your rainbow.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Though your midterm grades brought you back to the harsh reality after spring break, the stars predict a curve in the grades.

Gemini (May 21-June 21)

It’s time for some serious self-exploration. The stars see a change of major in your future.

Cancer (Jun 22-July 22)

Although you may feel the urge to literally “go green,” the stars urge you not to paint yourself for St. Patricks Day.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

Make the most of the recent warm weather. You never know when another blizzard will end it.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

After seeing “Watchmen,” you will feel an urge to make a graphic novel. Unfortunately, you will settle for doodling in class instead.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

The stars see you having an ambition to make the most of National Nutrition Month. They would like you to know that, even though ketchup is made from tomatoes, it doesn’t count as a serving of vegetables.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

You should go with your instincts when filling out your NCAA men’s tournament bracket. There is a chance that the stars will align and your bracket will be perfection.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

This week finds you blue. Look to loved ones to cheer you up. If you have none of those, get season 7 a of “Friends” on DVD. It’s a good substitute.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Your internship search is in full swing. Now is the time to get serious. Nix the emoticons in e-mails to potential employers.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

The first day of the NCAA men’s tournament is a legitimate excuse for missing class. March Madness is a real illness. The stars say so.