The Villanovan Astrologer

Deanna Crusco

Scorpio (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22) 

Luck is on your side today, Scorpio. Waking up after your alarm to an email from your professor cancelling your first class just made your frantic morning much less stressful. Keep doing you.


Sagittarius (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21)

An off-campus dinner may have seemed like the perfect cure to your bad day, but a nasty case of food poisoning is in your future. Apologies, Sagittarius, but maybe you should’ve stayed away from the Taco Bell like your mother always told you. 


Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20)

This weekend is looking up for you, Capricorn. Special Olympics is this weekend, your break trip is having a reunion and you may or may not have splurged on an adorable new pair of Sperry’s. Who’s better than you!


Aquarius (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19)

Registration blues got you feeling down? Look on the bright side, Aquarius, 8:30 classes won’t be too terrible. I see a blonde-haired, blue-eyed cutie in your future. Waking up at 7 never looked so good.


Pisces (Feb. 20 – March 20) 

You are a go-getter Pisces. Stop letting negative people get in the way of your dreams. You were born for greatness, now go forth and let the world see what you’re made of!


Aries (March 21 – April 20)

Sometimes you’re shy, Aries, but sometimes you are the loudest person in the room. Even though this capricious  nature might scare some people off, the one for you is closer than you think. Keep your heart and mind open, happiness is on its way.


Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

Basketball season has started. Not only are you pumped, but you are ready to show off all that Wildcat apparel that your mother shamelessly stocked up on just for you. Don’t be embarrassed if people stare; they’re just jealous of your Nationer spirit!


Gemini (May 22 – June 22)

Accepting help from others does not come easily for you, Gemini. Every time someone offers to help, you turn them down without hesitation. Eventually, you’ll have to realize that the ones trying to help you are the ones who care the most about you. Don’t let them pass you by.


Cancer (June 23 – July 23)

Ever since Hoops Mania you’ve been on a ScHoolboy Q grind, pumping those jams hard throughout Stanford. Though your RA may not be too fond of it, tons of new, cool, friends are in your future who share the same awesome taste in music. Your DJ destiny is upon you, Cancer, get ready!


Leo (July 24 – Aug. 23)

Leo, this semester is going to be killer. A final paper and final exam in every single class, who do these professors think you are? Stop procrastinating right now, and get yourself in gear to ace every one of those exams. A big present will be waiting for you under the Christmas tree if you do.


Virgo (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23)

A recent blip in the road has you questioning a blossoming relationship. Communication is key, Virgo, you should know this as a comm. major. Let your heart lead the way, and everything will fall into place, I promise.


Libra (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23)

The past two weeks you have been spending money like crazy, Libra. Some Sushi Land on Monday, a little Rosie’s pick-me-up on Tuesday, and all of a sudden your bank account is rapidly approaching zero. Though your recent academic achievements do merit rewards, be sure to watch your spending, or else there will be no formals in your future.