Scorpio (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22) 

Your love life may have been looking up last week, but prepare for a bumpy ride this weekend.  

 

Sagittarius (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21)

Thanksgiving break is so close, but you won’t be able to enjoy any of it due to the seven papers you have to write. Yay college.

 

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20)

Your roommate’s messy room has been getting on your last nerve recently, but tonight your ready to snap. Get the Kleenex ready, it’s crying time.

 

Aquarius (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19)

The Netflix account you stole from your sister’s ex-boyfriend is no longer working. As if this day couldn’t get any worse, now you’ll have to find some other way to watch “Gilmore Girls.” Good luck.

 

Pisces (Feb. 20 – March 20) 

Your four month anniversary with your significant other is swiftly approaching. Be sure to pick up a nice present, or there will be hell to pay.

 

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

Oh Aries, why did you think writing an eight page paper in one night was a good idea? That C is about to ruin your GPA. Start pleading for extra credit now.

 

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

Taylor Swift’s “Blank Space” was your new jam, until you caught your crush singing it to some other girl. Don’t sweat it, Taurus. Burn that loser’s picture and move on to the next one!

 

Gemini (May 22 – June 22)

Gemini, when will you stop putting yourself before others? A storm is coming your way, and it’s not taking the form of soft, white snow flakes.

 

Cancer (June 23 – July 23)

Finding $10 in your back pocket was the highlight of your week, until you dropped it in Tolentine and could not longer buy lunch. Tough break, Cancer.

 

Leo (July 24 – Aug. 23)

Leo, it’s time for you to stop sleeping with stuffed animals. How do you expect anyone to ever take you seriously?

 

Virgo (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23)

Boys will annoy you to no end this weekend. Stay away, far away.

 

Libra (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23)

A long work week will be rewarded by dinner on the town this weekend. Keep looking up, Libra, every cloud has it’s silver lining.