10 Totally Random Questions for…John Orlando



Brett Klein


 1. Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer? Why?

 Me? I am way more of a hunter than I am a gatherer. I may not be the most “put together” person out there, but people are always taking pages out of my book as opposed to the other way around. I think there’s something to be said about that. 

 2. How far would you get on the show “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?” and why? 

 Honestly, I’d probably get the first question wrong…

 3. If you were a chef, what would be your signature dish? 

 Pizza or as I like to call it “zaaaaa!”

 4. What song best describes your high school experience? 

 Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffett just about sums up my high school days. Better yet, the same song still does the trick thus far in my college days…

 5. Which of the gifts from the song “12 Days of Christmas” would you most want to receive? 

As any ladies man would, Nine Dancing Ladies 😉

6. Describe your perfect Valentine’s Day date. 

My perfect Valentine’s date would have to start with my Valentine. If she’s the one of my dreams, all I need is a Spotify playlist and a bottle of Rosé to feel all fuzzy inside. Truth be told. 

7. How would you go about stealing the Mona Lisa? 

Something having to do with a mission impossible type stunt. Maybe I’d try replacing the real one with a fake or something.

8. What foreign country that you’ve never been to would you most want to live in for a year? 

Hawaii (second winky face 😉 and I’d never ever leave. 

9. If you could have one food-related super power, what would it be? 

Having my beloved mother’s spaghetti and meatballs at the wave of a finger.

10. If you had to be called one nickname for the rest of your life, what would you want it to be? 

Johnny Freakin’ Softball.