10 Totally Random Questions for… Deirdre Piorizzi

Michaela Hoffmann

1. Dish, waffle cone or sugar cone?

Waffle cone.

2. If you were born a boy what would your parents have named you?

P.J. (Peter Joseph).

3. If the candidates in the 2016 presidential election were James Franco and Jonah Hill whom would you vote for?

Jonah Hill.

4. If you were getting married tomorrow what would your wedding song be?

“Stay Together For the Kids” by Blink 182.

5. Starbucks or Dunkin? Why?

Dunkin because they have a greater display and selection of donuts.

6. Pit or Spit? Why?

Spit, always—it is exactly twenty-eight steps from my room.

7. What’s the best month of the year and why?

March because of March Madness, but only when Villanova makes it past the second round (still salty).

8. What would your ideal summer job be?

A travel blogger or waterslide tester.

9. If you could be the child of any celebrity, whose child would you be? Why?

Jennifer Aniston’s daughter because Courtney Kox and Lisa Kudrow would be my aunts.

10. If you went pro in a sport which would it be?