Crunchy or smooth peanut butter?

Neither, I don’t like peanut butter.

Harambe: national treasure or nonsensical irritant?

National treasure, without a doubt.

Last thing you Googled?

“J’ai reve dune fleur.” It’s a French song.  I know, it’s so weird. I had it stuck in my head all day.

Would you rather be a mermaid or a fairy?

Fairy, because you can fly.

Which reality TV show is most similar to your own life?

Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo.  

What question do people always ask you that you hate?

“What’s your major?”

Do you sleep with your socks on or off?

On, but only if it’s cold.  And I’m not ashamed of it.

Favorite TV theme song?

Law and Order: SVU.

Socks with sandals: cool or nah?

Not. No. Just no. Big no no.  Even though I do it.

If you could have a permanent label for yourself, what would it say?

“Yes, I was born here.”  That’s another question I get asked a lot, and I hate it.