Scorpio 

What if you woke up and the world was black and white? Would you still get your green tea?

Sagittarius

Seeking inspiration? Put on Hawaiian folk music.

Capricorn

Your coworker will pretend to know the words to a song. Just smile and nod politely. 

Aquarius

Have you knocked anyone down a few pegs today? No? Why not? 

Pisces

Something smells fishy.

Aries

You’ll be handed an aux cord on Friday. Make sure your jams are locked in.  

Taurus

Look at that shooing star. Get out of here star. 

Gemini

Healthy week 2016…can start next week. 

Cancer

We read the stars and they said you’re going to have a great week. Oh, wait, that’s a helicopter. 

Leo

March to your own beat(s by Dre).

Virgo

Bring your trolls to the movie “Trolls.” 

Libra

See Pisces.