The Villanovan Astrologer

Astrologer

Astrologer

Eric Bellomo & Claire Hoffman

Scorpio 

You are at a turning point in your life. TURN LEFT.   

Sagittarius

You may experience some déjà vu this week, so keep a sharp mind.

Capricorn

Your crush is hiding something from you. Just kidding, your crush is hiding from you. Ruh roh.

Aquarius

The time lapse feature on the iPhone 7 is trippy. TRIPPY.

Pisces

In 1872, Susan B. Anthony was arrested for attempting to vote in a presidential election. If you’re not at least getting arrested for the cause you care about, you’re not trying hard enough.

Aries

Next time you get dared to do something, make sure someone else hears the dare so you don’t look like a weirdo for doing something stupid. 

Taurus

Writing horoscopes is hard. But, someone’s gotta do it. 

Gemini

You may experience some déjà vu this week, so keep a sharp mind.

Cancer

You may or may not possibly find yourself in a situation that requires you to act or not. In doing so, you will find your own truth.

Leo

If all your friends were jumping off a bridge, would you? No? You are not a loyal friend.

Virgo

You missed your registration time. Enjoy your Friday night class. 

Libra

If you haven’t consumed enough caffeine to stunt the growth of a small animal then what have you done today?