What your CampCo order says about you

What your CampCo order says about you

What your CampCo order says about you

Claire Hoffman

Zilly Fries

Classic. Iconic. You know what you’re doing.   

Mozzarella Fries with Ranch

You were about to order Zilly Fries until you realized it’s still Friday and Easter isn’t for another week.   

Gravy Fries

You were about to order Zilly Fries until you checked your bank account. #ballin #on #a #budget

Steak Stromboli

You just got your tax return back and are currently rolling in dollar bills. If you’re feeling generous, toss a few Venmo dollars to Gravy Fries. That guy needs it.  

Caprese Salad

CampCo salads are exclusively reserved for people who are on campus for break when the dining halls are closed and are ordering lunch because they have no other option. In any other circumstances, a stunt like this will earn you public castigation and a retraction from any future invitation to get CampCo from your friends.

Potato Skins

You’re in that rare mood when Zilly fries just won’t cut it. You’re feeling bold and daring, and your order (which shares three, but not all four of the main ingredients of Zilly fries) reflects that.

Chicken Tenders

You know late night serves chicken tenders, but you don’t care. You’re going to spend real money to have the very same food that is easily procured at several on-campus locations delivered to your building because that’s just who you are. You like to watch the world burn. 

Mozzarella Sticks

See Chicken Tenders. 

Macaroni Bites

You either had a big dinner or enjoy being left unsatisfied. You’ll probably end up ordering something else later after everyone’s gone to bed.