The zodiac signs as questions we don’t know the answers to

Scorpio Oct 23 – Nov 21

Have I been abducted by aliens? Would I know if I had? If I search deep in my psyche, will I realize I have been abducted?

Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21

Speaking of my psyche, is my entire perceived reality a figment of my imagination? Can I be sure of anything outside of my mind?

Capricorn Dec 22 – Jan 19

How will the proposed tax plans affect me as an undergraduate student considering graduate school?

Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18

How do I get beef ragout stains out of my favorite cream sweater?

Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20

Is it too cold for iced coffee?

Aries Mar 21 – Apr 19

What is the origin of the phrase “pow wow?”

Taurus Apr 20 – May 20

Should Thanksgiving Break even be considered a break? The grind never stops.

Gemini May 21 – Jun 20

Why do they keep asking me to write horoscopes?

Cancer Jun 21 – Jul 22

Why is he laughing?

Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22

What’s the horoscope for Leo this week?

Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22

How do magnets work? 

Libra Sep 23 – Oct 22

Why can’t I listen to “Fast Car” by Tracy Chapman without breaking into sobs?