10 totally random questions for…Joe Orkwiszewski

Katie McEvoy

Who would win in a fight: Bob Barker or Drew 


Bob — he has more of a 


Are you guilty of ever wearing a “Gray Nasty” (all gray, head to toe)?

I literally don’t own anything that’s gray.

If you could go on a dinner date with anyone in the world, who would you take? Where would you go?

I would take Kanye West. We’d go anywhere really public. I think that would be fun.

What is your usual Holy Grounds coffee order?

Anything cold, with lots of sugar and chocolate.

Fill in the blank: My mother would kill me if she knew I…

I love my Mom, and I would never do anything she wouldn’t like.

What is your favorite movie quote?

“No fighting in the war room.” – Dr. Strangelove.

What are you going to be for Halloween?

Leonardo, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, because I have a Leonardo Snuggie.

What is your favorite trashy TV show?

“Project Runway.” I love that show. It’s so good. Tim Gunn is the most awesome person in the world.

How many texts do you send on an average day?

Twenty. I send more e-mails than text messages.

What would Stacy and Clinton say about your outfit today?

Add “What Not To Wear” to my trashy TV shows. They would comment on my flannel, even though it’s not actually flannel. I don’t think they would like that my jeans are ripped and sewn back together, either.