Dear To Whom It May Concern,

Hello, my name is Chris Galante, and I have this vision here, an exciting new column we could add to The Villanovan that would really spice things up, written by me of course. I have a lot of ideas, but I will give you the general basis of my writing. I would basically satirize typical cliches around campus, in an edgy but not explicit manner. For instance, satirizing “The Facebook” would be absolutely hilarious. I have a lot of experience with this, since I usually put my thoughts in my AIM profiles for all to see. I have a vision of writing a weekly or biweekly column with a Pen Name, remaining anonymous. If this sounds like something you would like to further investigate, email me and we could set something up, Thank you so much!

Sincerely,

Chris Galante