Nothing seems to scare the University’s administration more than Greek Life. The combination of fraternity brothers and sorority sisters usually spooks the school, but luckily this Halloween season,...
STUDENT ADDRESS TO THE GRADUATING CLASS OF 2004:(SPONSOR'S NOTE: Today's column is brought to you by the letters D and J and the number 7.)Students, parents, faculty, homicidal sharpshooters who have donated...
I was talking with a friend of mine the other day, and somehow the subject turned to this column. Specifically, she wanted to know when I was going to write about Residence Life's freshman visitation policy."Why...
The other night, I was on duty in my room when the phone rang. It was a freshman calling to ask if I was familiar with an insidious entity calling itself the Villanova Annual Fund, the sole function of...
TODAY'S TOPIC IS: Guys' Clothes That Cost More Than Your Electric Bill.The fact that Villanovans rank among the most fashion-conscious types in the country is neither new nor news to anyone, not even the...
NOTE TO READERS (especially the ones who write whiny letters about how this column is "a desperate attempt at sarcasm and humor"): Please skip this column and go read a sunshine-and-rainbows, soul-free...
It was recently brought to my attention that the health center is no longer going to dispense salt as a means of medical aid, as personnel will now be substituting the popular condiment with actual medicine...
Ahh, Valentine's Day. No other invention, not even the pet rock, has matched this holiday in terms of its pointlessness and profitability. Year after year, usually starting the day after Christmas, card...
Call me Ishmael.Wait, don't. That's the kind of nickname that might stick, like George "W." Bush or Brad "Arm" Pitt.Nonetheless, that sentence about Ishmael, which opens a famous tale about fishing - "The...
On the way to class last week, a friend of mine told me he'd heard this great joke about New Jersey that he had to tell me. "It was in Playboy, so you know it's good," were his exact words.Long story short,...
Writing a column that's supposed to inject a little humor into the everyday drudgery of life can be quite a challenge. Sometimes it's difficult to think up something universally appealing, a gem of wit...
ATTENTION GUYS: The King of Prussia Mall is bedecked with trees and various ornaments, and Santa Claus is in the Plaza greeting greedy young children looking for free gifts. In other words, the back-to-school...
