♏ Scorpio (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22) 

Some people are upset about Starbucks’ red holiday coffee cups. What really grinds your gears?  

 

♐ Sagittarius (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21)

In the last 10 years, more Chevrolets have been produced than there are grains of sand in Montauk, New York. Is that true? Probably not, but outrageous claims lead to ingenuity. 

♑ Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20)

If you’re down about the darkness from daylight saving time, just turn on the light. Why didn’t you think of that? #ForYourLights

 

♒  Aquarius (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19)

 

Fire is the stuff of warriors, and that’s what we are, right? Warriors? 

 

♓ Pisces (Feb. 20 – March 20) 

This week will be a memorable one for you. Unless, of course, your memory isn’t great. 

 

♈ Aries (March 21 – April 20)

 

What are the appropriate timeframes for breakfast, lunch and dinner? If breakfast is eaten after noon, you best not eat a substantial meal until dinner. 

 

♉ Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

Bears are never bare. And you shouldn’t be either, at least not in public. 

♊ Gemini (May 22 – June 22)

Theories make the world go ’round. Or maybe it’s money that does that. 

 

 ♋ Cancer (June 23 – July 23)

 

Keep your head on a swivel. Keeping abreast of one’s surroundings fosters preparedness.  

 

♌ Leo (July 24 – Aug. 23)

Alumni Hall used to be a war hospital. We need more ghost stories related that place. 

 

♍ Virgo (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23)

 

If you budget your time, school is manageable. It’s only when you test your efficiency that deadlines become a factor. 

 

♎ Libra (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23)

Keep your raincoat handy this month. Especially on Tuesdays, because we all know at Villanova it rains every Tuesday.