Scorpio (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22) 

Some people are upset about Starbucks’ red holiday coffee cups. What really grinds your gears?  

 

Sagittarius (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21)

In the last 10 years, more Chevrolets have been produced than there are grains of sand in Montauk, New York. Is that true? Probably not, but outrageous claims lead to ingenuity. 

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20)

If you’re down about the darkness from daylight saving time, just turn on the light. Why didn’t you think of that? #ForYourLights

 

  Aquarius (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19)

 

Fire is the stuff of warriors, and that’s what we are, right? Warriors? 

 

Pisces (Feb. 20 – March 20) 

This week will be a memorable one for you. Unless, of course, your memory isn’t great. 

 

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

 

What are the appropriate timeframes for breakfast, lunch and dinner? If breakfast is eaten after noon, you best not eat a substantial meal until dinner. 

 

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

Bears are never bare. And you shouldn’t be either, at least not in public. 

Gemini (May 22 – June 22)

Theories make the world go ’round. Or maybe it’s money that does that. 

 

  Cancer (June 23 – July 23)

 

Keep your head on a swivel. Keeping abreast of one’s surroundings fosters preparedness.  

 

Leo (July 24 – Aug. 23)

Alumni Hall used to be a war hospital. We need more ghost stories related that place. 

 

Virgo (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23)

 

If you budget your time, school is manageable. It’s only when you test your efficiency that deadlines become a factor. 

 

Libra (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23)

Keep your raincoat handy this month. Especially on Tuesdays, because we all know at Villanova it rains every Tuesday.