What your CampCo order says about you
April 3, 2017
Zilly Fries
Classic. Iconic. You know what you’re doing.
Mozzarella Fries with Ranch
You were about to order Zilly Fries until you realized it’s still Friday and Easter isn’t for another week.
Gravy Fries
You were about to order Zilly Fries until you checked your bank account. #ballin #on #a #budget
Steak Stromboli
You just got your tax return back and are currently rolling in dollar bills. If you’re feeling generous, toss a few Venmo dollars to Gravy Fries. That guy needs it.
Caprese Salad
CampCo salads are exclusively reserved for people who are on campus for break when the dining halls are closed and are ordering lunch because they have no other option. In any other circumstances, a stunt like this will earn you public castigation and a retraction from any future invitation to get CampCo from your friends.
Potato Skins
You’re in that rare mood when Zilly fries just won’t cut it. You’re feeling bold and daring, and your order (which shares three, but not all four of the main ingredients of Zilly fries) reflects that.
Chicken Tenders
You know late night serves chicken tenders, but you don’t care. You’re going to spend real money to have the very same food that is easily procured at several on-campus locations delivered to your building because that’s just who you are. You like to watch the world burn.
Mozzarella Sticks
See Chicken Tenders.
Macaroni Bites
You either had a big dinner or enjoy being left unsatisfied. You’ll probably end up ordering something else later after everyone’s gone to bed.