On the first day of finals, my college gave to me,

A paper with a big fat C.

On the second day of finals, my college gave to me,

Two caffeine fixes

And a paper with a big fat C.

On the third day of finals, my college gave to me,

Three hours of sleep

Two caffeine fixes

And a paper with a big fat C.

On the fourth day of finals, my college gave to me,

Four study groups

Three hours of sleep

Two caffeine fixes

And a paper with a big fat C.

On the fifth day of finals, my college gave to me,

Five housing problems

Four study groups

Three hours of sleep

Two caffeine fixes

And a paper with a big fat C.

On the sixth day of finals, my college gave to me,

Six trips to Connelly

Five housing problems

Four study groups

Three hours of sleep

Two caffeine fixes

And a paper with a big fat C.

On the seventh day of finals, my college gave to me,

Seven UNIT failures

Six trips to Connelly

Five housing problems

Four study groups

Three hours of sleep

Two caffeine fixes

And a paper with a big fat C.

On the eighth day of finals, my college gave to me,

Eight major migraines

Seven UNIT failures

Six trips to Connelly

Five housing problems

Four study groups

Three hours of sleep

Two caffeine fixes

And a paper with a big fat C.

On the ninth day of finals, my college gave to me,

Nine laptops crashing

Eight major migraines

Seven UNIT failures

Six trips to Connelly

Five housing problems

Four study groups

Three hours of sleep

Two caffeine fixes

And a paper with a big fat C.

On the tenth day of finals, my college gave to me,

Ten howling drunks

Nine laptops crashing

Eight major migraines

Seven UNIT failures

Six trips to Connelly

Five housing problems

Four study groups

Three hours of sleep

Two caffeine fixes

And a paper with a big fat C.

On the eleventh day of finals, my college gave to me,

Eleven pledgers pledging

Ten howling drunks

Nine laptops crashing

Eight major migraines

Seven UNIT failures

Six trips to Connelly

Five housing problems

Four study groups

Three hours of sleep

Two caffeine fixes

And a paper with a big fat C.

On the twelth day of finals, my college gave to me,

Twelve friends departing

Eleven pledgers pledging

Ten howling drunks

Nine laptops crashing

Eight major migraines

Seven UNIT failures

Six trips to Connelly

Five housing problems

Four study groups

Three hours of sleep

Two caffeine fixes

And a paper with a big fat C.