♒  Aquarius (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19)

 

You hate snow days anyway so you were more than happy to bounce out of bed at normal time on Tuesday. Keep tackling adversity like you have been, because it’s around every corner.

 

♓ Pisces (Feb. 20 – March 20) 

Come on, Pisces, pick your head up and charge the mountain. A little snow never hurt anybody.

 

♈ Aries (March 21 – April 20)

 

Just like your relationship with iCloud, you can’t quite understand life lately. Don’t get down, though, complexity can be broken down and used to your advantage.

 

♉ Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

Do you ever feel like you’re just here so you don’t get fined? Well that’s what participation grades are for. Good going.

 

♊ Gemini (May 22 – June 22)

Villanova gives you home court advantage. Feed off the crowd and get fired up.

 

 ♋ Cancer (June 23 – July 23)

 

Remember that week in second grade when that big kid stole your gummy bears during lunch and then your favorite sweat pants ripped during kick ball at recess? Yeah, well this week is going to be better than that.

 

♌ Leo (July 24 – Aug. 23)

Invest in the stock market. Because even though the Dow Jones closed 300 points down on Tuesday, you’ve got the magic touch.

 

♍ Virgo (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23)

 

If you survived the Great Blizzard of 2015, you can survive anything. Even though your classes are starting to pick up, the work is nothing you can’t handle.

 

♎ Libra (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23)

A lion or lioness does not concern his or herself with the opinions of sheep. Just tell the haters “that’s a clown question, bro” and go about your day.

 

♏ Scorpio (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22) 

Don’t miss that Kodak moment. Keep your camera handy at all times.

 

♐ Sagittarius (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21)

If at first you don’t succeed… I don’t know, figure it out.

 

♑ Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20)

Get out there and talk to everyone. Some people hide  the secret of life in their heads and you need only ask.