10. You consider walking up the stairs of Davis part of your workout.

9. You join an intramural team simply to fill your team’s roster.

8. And during your game all you’re thinking is “please don’t pass the ball to me.”

7. Your favorite pair of sneakers is Converse.

6. You recognize your weakness in your inability to peel a banana.

5. You’re not sure what’s worse: the workout itself or how sore you will be for a week after it.

4. You’ve tried and failed the “sporty look.”

3. You don’t know why you have an obsession with Lululemon.

2. Actually, you do.  Their leggings rock.

1. You’d rather lift spirits than weights, amirite?