1. Describe your ideal Netflix binge. What are you watching, what are you eating/ drinking and where are you?

I would be watching “Parks and Rec,” in my bed with my dog, eating microwave popcorn with M&Ms mixed in and drinking cherry Coke. 

2.  If phone chargers tried to take over the world, how would you fight back?

…unplug them.

3. If you could rename the movie “Inception,” what would you call it?

This is What Dreams are Made of.

4. Would you want to live on Mars now that there is supposedly water there? Why or why not?

I feel like the Wi-Fi would be worse up there than VU Mobile, so that’s a hard pass.

5. If you had to perform at halftime of the Super Bowl, what would be your act?

A stand-up act consisting of exclusively puns and poor comedic timing.

6. If coffee and tea were hanging over a cliff, and you could only save one of them, which would you save?

Tea.

7. If you could sit and read a book in one spot in the world, where would it be?

In Georgetown overlooking the Potomac.

8. If Donald Trump becomes president, what will you do?

Laugh to keep from crying.

9. What is the standard deviation of a Chipotle burrito?

I dont think you know what standard deviation means, but Chipotle is nice.

10. Who took the missing “e” from The Weeknd’s name?

Swiper?