1. Your phone is unable to connect to a wireless network.

2. You’ve been waking up every morning to the Wildcat Newswire.

3. Someone down the hall is violating the sanctity of quiet hours.

4. Beds are for Saturday morning.

5. You’re having trouble adjusting to the new dungeon under the bookstore.

6. You just missed the shuttle.

7. You’re late.

8. There’s at least one club email per week that you’re ignoring.

9. You’re running out of ways to describe how your summer was.

10.  Friends may come and go, but Cats will never let you escape.