The Villanovan Astrologer
January 31, 2017
Scorpio
Feeling hopeless? Just think about how the Wildcats pulled ahead of UVA with less than a second left.
Sagittarius
If you’re already falling behind on your New Year’s resolutions, it’s okay. After all, the Chinese New Year was a few days ago; you can start again.
Capricorn
You ate a salad for lunch; you deserve those frosted cookies and Twix bars.
Aquarius
You’re already counting down the days until Spring break. Only 29 days left.
Pisces
You have to visit a professor, but there are just way too many stairs in Tolentine.
Aries
You might finally find Platform 9 3/4.
Taurus
You’ve already become immune to caffeine. Oh well, two more cups of coffee please!
Gemini
Do you ever get the feeling you’re forgetting something? No? I wouldn’t be so sure.
Cancer
Don’t be afraid to take risks. Just don’t regret them later.
Leo
When you feel particularly inspired, write what it’s in your mind. Who knows? J.K. Rowling’s first ideas about Harry Potter were written on a napkin.
Virgo
Celebrate with a movie and a box of hot, freshly baked Insomnia cookies.
Libra
Tomorrow will be a better day.