President Bush back from vacation to say, “It ain’t my fault!”

No Weapons of Mass Destruction – “Ain’t my fault!”

No imminent threat – “Ain’t my fault!”

Shiite uprising against the U.S. occupation – “Ain’t my fault!”

Nearly 11,000 innocent Iraqis killed – “Ain’t my fault!”

681 Americans dead, 3,466 wounded, and $200 billion spent – “Ain’t my fault!”

So France, Russia, Germany, China, Canada, Mexico, The United Nations, the State Department, and the Pope told me it was a mistake – “Ain’t my fault!”

I was on vacation in Crawford, Texas the entire month of August, 2001, working around my ranch, golfing, jogging, taking my daily nap, and attending some fund raisers, so, “9/11 ain’t my fault!”

Bin Laden didn’t tell us, “who was going to attack us, when and where and with what”, so, “9/11 ain’t my fault!”

I was told, “Bin Laden Determined To Strike in US,” yet he’s still roaming free – “Ain’t my fault!”

“Hey, I was on vacation, so it ain’t my fault!”

William Ellerman