Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)The stars see great things for you this year – an awesome roommate, a Caribbean spring break and 8:30 a.m. classes. Well, two out of three ain’t bad.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)Completely confuse your roommate by switching all of your stuff to the opposite side of the room one day while she’s at class.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)You’ll book it from South Campus to St. Mary’s, only to find that your professor moved the class to Bartley and you missed the e-mail. Well, at least you got to break in those new running shoes.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)Here’s your next task: actually memorize the code to your room. Your RA will only come and bail you out so many times.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)Your pleasant week will be interrupted by an appearance of a group of clowns – really creepy-looking clowns.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)Try inventing new words for daily activities to make them sound more interesting.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)Even though you really want them, tiki torches are definitely not the best idea for decorating your room. You’ll regret that purchase when you have to explain to everyone why your eyebrows are singed.

Aries (March 21-April 19)While your RA is sure to appreciate your artistic talent, he might not enjoy the painting you did on the wall of your room. Just a warning.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)Olympic mania has struck you, and this week you will set out on your quest to train to be the next great Olympian. Then you’ll immediately get distracted by some Tastykakes and forget about your dreams to be on that Wheaties box.

Gemini (May 21-June 21)This is the year. You’ve been talking about it for so long, but now you’ll actually follow through. This is the year, my friend, when you will not get VEM’d.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)Put your Wii aside for a night and remember how good old-school games really are. Anyone up for a six-hour “Duck Hunt” tournament?

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Your year will start exactly the same way as every year before – a midnight jump through the middle of the Oreo, followed by the obligatory 3 a.m. trip to Minella’s. Welcome back to ‘Nova!