Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)Congratulations on finally figuring out your class schedule. Too bad it doesn’t apply until next month.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)Holidays are definitely a time for extended family visits-it would have been better if you had thoroughly explained Thanksgiving prior to your Irish cousins’ arrival. On the other hand, you could just invite them for Christmas.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)Looking for the perfect gift for your girlfriend? As much as she might love one of those little yapping, battery-operated puppies, her roommate might ban you (and it) from the room.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)You are still digesting Thanksgiving dinner, but it is only pre-game training for the coming holiday season.

Aries (March 21-April 19)The stars know you are hoarding dining points. If you don’t want to raid 2nd Storey for snacks for study breaks, donate to the people who used all of their points before Halloween.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)Don’t worry. There’s only two weeks before the semester is over. Soon all those papers and tests that seems so important now will be completely forgotten. That might call for a trip to Disney World.

Gemini (May 21-June 21)Trying to convince your parents that you should celebrate both the 12 days of Christmas and the eight days of Hanukkah probably won’t work. You might want to choose just one.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)Try making rice crispy treats in your room. Just warm up some Fluff and mix in the cereal. If that works, feed your whole floor. And no, it does not require a toaster oven.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Start training for the End-of-Semester dinner. Eating all your friends’ lobster is no joking manner – a strict regiment should be followed from now until the line outside the Spit.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)Excellent ambition trying to finish all your work for all of your classes before tomorrow – if only formal season hadn’t gotten in your way.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)No one will make fun of you because you schedule your life for the next three weeks around the TV holiday movies.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)Making Christmas cookies is a great way to procrastinate. Unfortunately, it won’t help you pass your classes – go write your paper and do your project.